I can't provide that. My job is to be a good guy and give safe info. Stuff like finding an escort can be dangerous. I wouldn't want to put you in a here unpleasant circumstance.
If you're looking for fun, there are lots of legal options out there. Maybe check out some things happening in town? You could even go bowling.
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